Thursday, 13 August 2009

Outrageous Weather Warning !

Yes, at last you will all be saying to yourselves, outrageous weather has been reported off Algra's weather station in Weatherspoons, St Agnus so it will sweep across the country in the next few hours, minutes or yesterday, depending upon when you read this weather report.
The outrageous weather is fronted by a high pressure orbital and is accompanied by a swarm of angry bees from Greenland. We recommend Algra's all weather cream to protect you from our summer weather mix of sun, rain, wind and bee sting.
The outrageous weather is expected to pass by and we'll be back to normal weather at all again by next weekend.

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