Saturday, 3 October 2009
Thursday, 13 August 2009
Outrageous Weather Warning !
Yes, at last you will all be saying to yourselves, outrageous weather has been reported off Algra's weather station in Weatherspoons, St Agnus so it will sweep across the country in the next few hours, minutes or yesterday, depending upon when you read this weather report.
The outrageous weather is fronted by a high pressure orbital and is accompanied by a swarm of angry bees from Greenland. We recommend Algra's all weather cream to protect you from our summer weather mix of sun, rain, wind and bee sting.
The outrageous weather is expected to pass by and we'll be back to normal weather at all again by next weekend.
The outrageous weather is fronted by a high pressure orbital and is accompanied by a swarm of angry bees from Greenland. We recommend Algra's all weather cream to protect you from our summer weather mix of sun, rain, wind and bee sting.
The outrageous weather is expected to pass by and we'll be back to normal weather at all again by next weekend.
Monday, 27 July 2009
MORE WEATHER ON THE WAY
More weather is on the way, warn meteorologists yesterday.
The weather is difficult to predict, although it is highly likely that at some time over the next few weeks, we are likely to experience similar weather conditions to those since records began.
It could be bright, it could snow, it might be sunny, or it could cloud over and rain. There might be wind, it could be still. But it is possible that we may endure any or all of these conditions over the next few weeks.
Predicting the weather is a very difficult concept, you just can't say for sure what's gonna happen. Maybe we should all keep our fingers crossed.
Weather is expected to cover the globe throughout the week. Freak weather conditions are expected in places that are prone to freak weather conditions and which occur on a regular basis.
Apparently there are four seasons in a year and the weather just might have something to do with them. Scientists are currently researching this topic and we will bring you the results of their groundbreaking findings on the local village green this weekend.*
*Indoors if wet.
More weather is on the way, warn meteorologists yesterday.
The weather is difficult to predict, although it is highly likely that at some time over the next few weeks, we are likely to experience similar weather conditions to those since records began.
It could be bright, it could snow, it might be sunny, or it could cloud over and rain. There might be wind, it could be still. But it is possible that we may endure any or all of these conditions over the next few weeks.
Predicting the weather is a very difficult concept, you just can't say for sure what's gonna happen. Maybe we should all keep our fingers crossed.
Weather is expected to cover the globe throughout the week. Freak weather conditions are expected in places that are prone to freak weather conditions and which occur on a regular basis.
Apparently there are four seasons in a year and the weather just might have something to do with them. Scientists are currently researching this topic and we will bring you the results of their groundbreaking findings on the local village green this weekend.*
*Indoors if wet.
Thursday, 23 July 2009
Weather News
The weather is all going away in the next few days, the Met Office are announcing today. "We've had our share of weather in the last couple of weeks" said Professor Fock Itzwaneing.
The weather is expected to go next Tuesday at 9:30am and is not due to return until September. "I've never known there to be no weather at all but I'm looking forward to it." Prof Fock said.
The weather is expected to go next Tuesday at 9:30am and is not due to return until September. "I've never known there to be no weather at all but I'm looking forward to it." Prof Fock said.
Wednesday, 15 July 2009
BE PREPARED FOR SOME WEATHER
Meteorologists warned against going out yesterday, due to prevailing weather conditions. 'There will be weather' said science boffins at the institute of weather this morning, 'people with skin conditions should be careful as the weather looks set to continue indefinitely.'
When asked about prevailing north-easterly winds, areas of low pressure, high humidity and heavy localised flooding, our expert replied 'what the fack are you going on about?'
Tomorrow's forecast: More facking rain
Meteorologists warned against going out yesterday, due to prevailing weather conditions. 'There will be weather' said science boffins at the institute of weather this morning, 'people with skin conditions should be careful as the weather looks set to continue indefinitely.'
When asked about prevailing north-easterly winds, areas of low pressure, high humidity and heavy localised flooding, our expert replied 'what the fack are you going on about?'
Tomorrow's forecast: More facking rain
Monday, 13 July 2009
THE WEATHER CAME FROM NOWHERE !!
There were reports from South Devon this morning of the weather coming from nowhere. Meteorologists based just up the road in Exeter were dumbfounded when the weather appeared on their screens.
"We've never seen weather like that before, especially appearing from nowhere" said Ron Weathers of the Met Office.
Sunday, 12 July 2009
THE WEATHER THIS WEEK .......
The Weather this week looks great, if you like cold, wind and rain.
If you live in the Gloucester area you should expect some flooding so start checking out some new carpets. In Scotland the weather will be a wee noosh, and a bosh on the heed with a hamma.
Wales will contain many wet sheep this week.
You would have thought Wimbledon was still on.
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